If Tumblr was a man, he would be Jerry Trainor.

lionhearted-hawk:

sit-dooown-slut:

n3ssie:

thetalesofrepubliccity:

laurenmariekress:

kari-kurofai:

thefuckingimpala:

hairvolutionofliampayne:

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this is more accurate then i thought it would be

licklucifer:

my bf’s aunt bought me mango. how do i eat a mango.

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: bound2014)

kawaiiserket:

Today a boy actually told me that the fact that I date girls is a real turn-off for guys and that I will never find a boyfriend. He was being entirely serious and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed in someone’s face so hard.

(Source: kawaiicircuit)

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

(Source: telapathetic)

harvincy:

Spencer gave me life.

(Source: jennettefansbrazil)

whychemicalromance:

panic-at-the-blog:

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gayblowjob:

omg you’re straight!!? wow. like, how does that even work? how do you have sex? omfg when did you know that you’re straight? haven’t you tried being gay?! maybe you just haven’t met the right person yet…. but wow you’re straight. i have a straight friend. hi straight friend. HEY EVERYBODY THIS IS MY STRAIGHT FRIEND